sock-in-jar buddies, but it also makes you look
retarded.
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Making shrines might impress your fellow sock-in-jar buddies, but it also makes you look retarded. |
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It's common to put varieties of socks in a jar.
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If you ever find yourself in this situation, you might as well find a "quit box" and forget about life. |
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This sock is in a door that is ajar. Socks do not preserve in jars unless filled with formaldehyde. But that is serious. Try using informaldehyde. |
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Volcano jarred socks are dangerous but impressive. An explosion occurs when extreme heat is applied to sulfur carbaxium and Jajnosachnium.
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And you have to divide by zero somewhere because nobody knows how a sock explodes from a jar. |
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Fail.
Get your shit out of the jungle.
